Just when I thought I’ve seen it all, I’ve actually seen it ALL. While I have had my fair share of weirdos and interesting dating experiences: from being catfished, to someone not speaking any English, to someone getting blacked out drunk on our first date, to everything in between.
This last one however, might just take the cake, or shrimp COCKtail if you will… (pun intended).
Dear 36-year-old Penis Flasher,
As angry as I want to be with you. I am not. I see everything for what it is now. I know who I am and I know my heart. I came to you with kindness and with pure intentions. And at the end, I sincerely wanted to help you.
I tried to sweep your massive red flag 🚩 under the rug when you showed up at my house the following day after our second date and exposed your genitals to me unsolicited in my driveway. I think I felt bad for you, like maybe you were just really insecure. I guess it took our fifth and final date at my house where you proceeded to flash your genitals again in my kitchen, that I realized you have a serious problem. I don’t say this to shame you as I am no stranger to witnessing addiction. I recognize compulsive sexual behavior/sex & p*rn addiction is a real issue. While I am no expert, I would highly suggest support groups, therapy, church, and possible medication to treat any underlying mental health issues.
I attempted to reach out to you twice after you ran, hid, and abruptly blocked me. I am assuming by calling, you were worried I’d blow your cover with the other girl(s). Even though you had the AUDACITY to abuse law enforcement and attempt to gaslight, manipulate, and flip the script by reporting me for ‘teleharrassment’, I am still choosing to not press any charges. When the police called me, I did report your actions, so it is on record. I also made Hinge aware–purely to protect other innocent women from being preyed upon and victimized by you.
A weak man is a man ruled by lust. And a man being ruled by lust has zero control over his life.
You and the delusional and disturbed 25-year-old Russian escort have been in my prayers. It’s all very sad. I sincerely hope you get the help you desperately need.
-Something Real (Kyla)